Random Musings

Here are some random thoughts to share with you:

I learned yesterday that "nog" (as in eggnog, for any of you who have consumed a little much of it and are kind of slow on the uptake today) means "with rum." Thank God for Fidel Castro, as Coke-nog is not nearly so appealing sounding a drink as Cuba Libre.

Grey suits and brown shoes do not match. Grey is a blue-toned color and brown is a yellow-toned color. Grey and brown look awful together, and yet I see otherwise stylish and intelligent people pairing their grey suits or grey pants with brown shoes. Knock it off.

Things to avoid in foods: fats and sugars. Things that make food taste good: fats and sugars.

Billy Mays, the OxyClean guy who is so loud, actually has "Million Dollar Man" written on his business card because he guarantees any product he promotes will make at least one million dollars in profits. And in real life, he's very soft-spoken.

Adults who wear flannel pajamas with a matching top and bottom look silly.

Any noise is louder at 6 a.m.

The most difficult thing for the human brain to do is decide what toppings to put on a pizza.

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