A Double Shot is Twice as Ikki (and Icky)

It seems that Tila Tequila didn't want to come back for a third shot at love, so MTV had to replace her. But who could they get that would be adequately skanky? Well, in order to achieve that level of skeeztasticity, you need not one but TWO bisexual bachelorettes. Enter the Ikki twins, new hosts of the renamed A Double Shot at Love on MTV.

That's right, the Ikki (pronounced Icky) twins, Vikki and Rikki, claim to be bisexuals working together to each find one person they can love until the camera stops rolling. They have 12 lesbians (minus the one girl who got kicked off last night who said she was straight) and 12 straight men who will be moving into a house somewhere deep within the herpes hot zone and will be picked off one by one until only one partner remains for each twin.

The twist? The contestants don't know that the Ikkis are twins! And boy are they excited when they find out!

Frankly, when it was Tila Tequila it was a sad, disgusting publicity stunt for a nobody trying to build her brand by being "shocking." Now it's even sadder and more disgusting, because these are just nameless models trying to up the shock factor. Is there anyone left in America who's still shocked by bisexuals? Or at least by girls who claim to be bisexual?

Here's my shocking prediction for how the show will end: one Ikki will pick a girl and the other will pick a boy. And both relationships will be over by the reunion show.