Hulk...BORE!

I finally finished watching The Incredible Hulk today. I started trying to watch it Friday night. And Saturday night. And Sunday afternoon. And Sunday night. That's how boring this movie is.

First of all, the movie had two things in it I really don't like--Edward Norton and Liv Tyler. Ed Norton is just kind of a big weenie whose facial expression, no matter what the role or the emotion he's trying to convey, always clearly reflects that he'd prefer to be anywhere else on earth doing anything else because he's smarter and more competent than whoever else is in the scene with him. Of course, he gets out-acted by a dog in this film, so there's what I think about that. And Liv Tyler always both looks and sounds like she's very, very confused, so confused, in fact, that she is about to cry.

But, in case you haven't seen the film, here's what happens: Ed Norton is chased by the U.S. military. He turns into the Hulk. Tim Roth gets a little boost to make him super-human. He chases Ed, who turns into the Hulk, but this time protects Liv from getting hurt. Then the military chases Ed and Liv, who go to the doctor to try to cure Ed. Tim gets some of Ed's blood from the doctor and gets all Hulky. Big final showdown where Hulk-Ed and Hulk-Tim fight. Hulk-Ed wins and escapes, and then, in the best moment in the entire movie, there is a cameo by my boyfriend Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark.

The end. I have now saved you the four days it takes to watch this film.