Even more sad news

Today's a sad, sad day. Brian, the crazy be-afroed Asian has been kicked off The Pickup Artist 2. Actually, this is not so sad. Since he didn't learn Mystery's magic technique, he probably won't actually ever touch a boobie, much less reproduce.

Okay, on tonight's epic pickup adventure, first the nerds make up stories about themselves so that women would bid on them at a charity auction. The lad who won made up a story about having gone to Italy to learn wine making, but he was quickly followed by the Mormon contestant who revealed that he had left for his mission "a boy and came back a man." I wonder how the Mormon church feels about him learning how to take advantage of drunk bar hags. Just saying.

Mystery had the nerds picking up "hired guns." This means that they were picking up bikini models following a fashion show--and, shockingly enough, wingskank Tara reveals to the audience that she had earned a lot of money over the years as a hired gun (a girl who is hired to be a waitress/model/bartender only because they're "hot"). And, finally, one of the guys who had been consistently criticized for being "too high energy" and "showing too much interest" in the girls as human beings, won the challenge. How? By being himself--and agreeing to go get a pedicure with one of the bikini models. Of course, it doesn't hurt that this guy is probably the most attractive of the guys.

And then Brian got kicked off, and he was devastated. I still don't get it. Basically, Mystery teaches these boys how to be douchebags, and they love it. And other people PAY to be taught how to be douchebags. Why? All you have to do is go to Lincoln Park and you can get a demo of how to be a douche for free. And the Popped Collar former frat boy won't be biting Linda Perry (of 4-Non Blondes) look.